Saturday, January 15, 2005

I Heart Peter Brady

Yes. For real. Peter Brady could get some.

After years of thinking of Peter Brady as the annoying middle brother of The Brady Bunch, I have a crush on him. Actually, I have a crush on Christopher Knight--the actor who played him. He is now on the latest version of the awe-full television quasi-reality show The Surreal Life. For those unfamiliar TSL is a show where a bunch of has-been entertainment icons (termed pop originals) live together for a few weeks.

If I ever dated a white guy it would be Christopher Knight. This season of TSL opens with a fatherly Knight negotiating peace in the house between former WWE wrestler Chyna Doll and Verne Troyer (little person actor who plays Mini-Me in Austin Powers). Knight carries a drunk Mini-Me to bed before he passes out. But once he is in his own minature bed, Mini-Me feels up Christopher Knight! Does Knight freak out? Not at all. He ignores the groping and makes sure that the drunk dwarf is alright. And at 47 years old, Knight's body is off the chain--easily giving super-male-model (and fellow cast member) Marcus Schenkenberg a run for his money.

Cool, calm, not so bad on the eyes, and patient. Good qualities to possess. Good qualities to look for in a mate.

1 Comments:

Blogger Pip said...

OMG! I was just talking to a friend last night about Christopher Knight and how sexy he is. Love the bod, love the demeanor, and if you can believe it...he is 47 y.o. He looks great.

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